Saturday morning - were they dead or alive?

Very much alive, I hear. How do people do that?

Alive, but carefully on the Cokes still on Saturday evening

He's probably dead by now. Don't ever fall asleep when you're out with Julie, it might not go down too well!

Very definitely dead.

Dick's speech writer. Not willing to show his face, but we tracked him down to his current abode. A hospital spokesman explained, "We can confirm that Mr Garrett's speech-writer was admitted on Friday night gibbering madly and repeating himself again and again, whilst flapping his arms around uncontrollably. I understand that his client has perfected this technique, though it makes no sense to anyone here. The patient is now heavily sedated, though he does keep muttering something about still having to write Dick's AGM speech, whatever that can mean"

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